Now we know
Now we know that the London bombers allegedly came from Leeds is this the time to ask just what exactly is being done to counter the Northern menace that we now face? Should all flat cap wearers be sent back where they came from? Maybe tactical strikes on Yorkshire might be the answer? Us Southerners will not be safe until we get some answers...
posted by Joanna @ 7/12/2005 10:05:00 PM
6 Comments:
At July 12, 2005 11:03 PM,
Palace Fan thats a NEW Dad said…
Just start a foot and mouth rumour that will keep them in their houses.
Or we can attack their whippets with an army of tough southern Staffs
We should start chilling the Ale and adding a slight fizz with chemicals and slowly turn them into shandy drinkers
In truth though glad they are making progress. Also glad that some of us can still laugh.
At July 13, 2005 12:27 AM,
eeore said…
I know where you are coming from, and indeed I did write something along similar lines in my notebook today....
I guess it is a sign of integration,
and not an act of global terror,
that they by passed twenty thousand Americans in east Anglia
and instead blew up a mulitcultural collection
soft, biscuit eating, southerners
... but since there were police with machine guns at Leeds station tonight.... it's not that funny.... sorry....
At July 13, 2005 10:50 AM,
Siobhan Curran said…
Picked the wrong day to go to Leeds didn't I?
At July 13, 2005 8:40 PM,
Selina said…
Apparently the latest plan is to build a wall dividing the north from the south and then turning the north into a theme park - NorthernDisney! We'll get government grants to wear flat caps and drink proper beer.
I'll get my coat.
At July 13, 2005 9:19 PM,
Marrie said…
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im from A little village near sheffield! Thats pretty north! I dont wear a flat cap and drink beer I wear 6" heels and drink diet coke whilst sun-bathing in a bikini As for a north south divide The government has done a cracking job for the past decade or so widening the gap without a "berlin" wall I can tell you! I must admit It is a good place to hide up here tho'!
At July 14, 2005 12:06 AM,
eeore said…
yeah, yeah, it's hilarious to slag northerners... we're all beasts.... but it ain't us blowing you up.... though I would point those interested to the pakistani's drinking J2O in the pub tonight, whose only words of English seemed to be 'suicide' which was followed by laughter.... no matter... the whippet needs a walk.....
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