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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Tranny Checklist

This is something I've been thinking of doing for a while, but had never got round to committing to the page. I was reminded of it by Rachels comment in Becky's Blog.

We have often claimed that there is no such thing as a Tranny Checklist, that makes you a real tranny.. But what if there actually was one? What would it look like.....?

Tranny Checklist:
  1. Wear a pair of your Mum/sister/wifes undies
  2. Wear some of your wife/sister/mum’s clothes
  3. Buy and wear a pair of tights
  4. Take a photograph of your legs only
  5. Experiment with makeup
  6. Buy your own undies and clothes
  7. Purge your undies and clothes
  8. Buy a wig
  9. Leave the house dressed at 2am to post a letter
  10. Take photographs, but cunningly cut off your head each time.
  11. Visit tranny websites
  12. Decide on a femme name
  13. Get a yahoo or hotmail account in your femme name
  14. Email another tranny
  15. Join an tranny webforum or mailing list
  16. Make first post saying Hello
  17. Make second post about "Great Songs with TG content"
  18. Start a flame war between TV’s and TS’s
  19. Leave tranny webforum in a huff.
  20. Visit a makeover service
  21. Go to a TG club
  22. Get a website
  23. Post your photographs on your website
  24. Change your femme name
  25. Rejoin tranny webforum
  26. Post lots of pics to the webforum
  27. Learn to resize the pics and try again.
  28. Lurk on forum and never post
  29. Go out to a restaurant dressed
  30. Daylight dressing and shopping
  31. Go to a non-tranny club dressed
  32. Go to a pride event
  33. Come out to friends and family
  34. Take photos of all your non-scene activities
  35. Take your TG stuff on a foreign holiday
  36. Start a Blog
  37. Wear a wedding dress on a trampoline
  38. Dress and not feel guilty
  39. Have fun.

Any I've missed?

posted by Joanna @ 8/03/2005 08:47:00 AM  

16 Comments:

  • At August 03, 2005 10:32 AM, Blogger Lana said…

    ummmmm paint your fingers and toenails????

     

  • At August 03, 2005 11:25 AM, Anonymous Clarissa said…

    Does the fact that I have skipped several of these steps (notably purging, posting letters at 2am and wearing a wedding dress on a trampoline) in getting to the last two mean that I m not a proper tranny?

    And if this is the case can I start a flame war between myself and other parts of the spectrum just so I can tick off another item that I haven't so far done? :D

     

  • At August 03, 2005 12:03 PM, Blogger Marrie said…

    Urm Thats a long list I was doing quite welll until about halfway down perhaps I'm only a part time Tranny! or maybe I need more practice But I have road a BMX wearing a mini skirt! perhaps I could substitute that for wearing a wedding dress on a trampoline

     

  • At August 03, 2005 1:58 PM, Blogger Emilygrae said…

    nice list! needs "photoshopping a pic of yourself" added.

     

  • At August 03, 2005 5:04 PM, Anonymous Mia said…

    I would say that riding a BMX while in a mini would be worthy of Joanna's "Extreme Crossdressing" stuff on Flickr.

     

  • At August 03, 2005 5:24 PM, Blogger Kris said…

    Damn but that sounds like hard work! Is there a fast track?

     

  • At August 03, 2005 7:09 PM, Anonymous Connie said…

    Wow surprised I have done so much.

    Can I add
    -Getting into a strop over your looks
    -Getting annoyed at every little thing (foundation etc)

    Or perhaps it's just me

     

  • At August 04, 2005 2:04 AM, Anonymous Kat said…

    Hang on, you've not gone far enough, remember the slippery slope!

    Have fun and then go and see Uncle Russell?

    (ducks for cover)

     

  • At August 04, 2005 4:43 AM, Blogger Jade said…

    This post has been removed by a blog administrator.

     

  • At August 04, 2005 8:47 AM, Blogger Becky said…

    Bloody hell, did you HAVE to base it on my life? :-/

    All I've got left to do is the trampoline one. :-)

     

  • At August 04, 2005 12:04 PM, Blogger Siobhan Curran said…

    *smugness*

     

  • At August 04, 2005 3:31 PM, Blogger Karol Cross said…

    How about...
    "Get picked up by lesbian"?

    *Equally smug* :)

     

  • At August 04, 2005 11:26 PM, Blogger Stassa said…

    How 'bout "Relieve yourself against a tree in a mini skirt and heels, in public, by broad daylight and holding a poodle named Titi in your arms?"

     

  • At September 20, 2005 10:44 AM, Blogger Zoe Bergstroem said…

    Oh god, thats me. But the Ranking is wrong (and i've never bought a wedding dress for the Trampolin...)

     

  • At December 11, 2005 5:58 AM, Anonymous steph said…

    getting slightly giddy as you walk past the women's intimates section of a department store and wishing you could win a midnight shopping spree..

    p.s. i think the blonde wig does suit you better.

     

  • At March 04, 2008 4:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Wear a wedding dress on a trampoline? That's a hilarious mental image! My closest was using a playground swing and slide. But I wonder if your image will pop into mind the next time I'm dressed.
    -- Robin
    Be tolerant and don't judge others

     

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