Tranny Spotters Guide

The Tranny community is wide and varied. From my five years in charge of The Angels internet group you get a feel for the basic tranny types. So here, to be taken with a large pinch of salt, are my observations of the various species of online Tranny. You may have spotted some of these yourself...

Ms Shy and Retiring - they tentatively join online groups, lurk for a while, then get spooked by something and delete their entire online presence never to return.

Ms Exothermic - They join and then proceed to explode onto the group with a flurry of posts before burning themselves out and vanishing.

Ms Seenit Doneit - Nothing is new, everything has been discussed before. They will even go to great lengths to drag out the urls or quotes of past discussions of the topic. Will often manage to strangle any new thread at birth.

Ms Demanding - Only ever post to ask for someone to make them look like a girl. Never make conversation. They own no clothes, makeup nor wig yet expect complete strangers to leap to their aid. In the rare cases that they actually arrange to meet someone they rarely go through with it.

Ms Cryptic - Posts infrequently, normally in capitals with no punctuation. Nobody really knows what the question is... Uses a keyboard that seems to have Caps Lock stuck down and some keys missing - writes things like "ANYONE IN LONDON 2MORROW" Often related to Ms Demanding.

Ms Drama Queen - Everything is a crisis, every criticism a personal attack. Always seems to be on a one-tranny crusade to shake up the TG Scene

Ms Tranny on the Edge - Seems to be permanently on the verge of jacking it all in and leaving the scene. A close relation of Ms Drama Queen they are racked by turmoil. Always have a pile of bin bags at hand for easy purging.

Ms Activist - Always fighting a cause - things like the Bounty adverts send them into apoplexy. Heaven help someone who posts something that goes against the "party line"

Ms Lurker - Joins an online group.... and..... erm.... well... lurks.

Ms Bungee - A relative of Ms Shy and Retiring - They join.. then leave.. then join.. then leave.. then join. Act like they have got their knicker elastic caught in the door.

There are more, but I shall save them for another time. If you want me, I shall be hiding inside a rather nice concrete bunker....