Tranny Spotting pt 2

After the great response to my last Tranny Spotters Guide... and some fantastic additions in the comments.. Here are a few more that I missed (please note any similarity to any trannys living or dead is purely coincidental. For the full disclaimer click here)

Ms Paranoia - Has spent so long fighting for her rights she has forgotten a) that sometimes she might be wrong and b) other people have rights too. Any request to ease up on her rants are met with allegations that everyone is against her.

Miss Commercial - Has a website that sells tranny items. Has joined every mailing list going. Any request by a member for information about the best makeup, wigs, boobs, combine harvesters etc is met with a plug to go visit her site.

Mr Admirer - For some reason has missed the 15 messages on the sign up screen that the club is only for Tgirls and not for admirers. Profile will invariably mention that he is looking for a tgirl for hot sex. There is a 50% chance that there will be a pic attached to his profile and another 50% chance that aforementioned pic will be of his willy.

Miss Intoxicated - Normally posts very late at night often fuelled by a bottle of red wine. Posts are usually stream of consciousness rants about their day, their clothes, their partner, how drunk they are, how wacky they are, what they are wearing etc. Punctuation is optional, even line breaks are rarely used.

Miss Adventure - Thinks that the entire mailing list wants to read every minutiae of their life on a daily basis. Their every shopping expedition, trip to the vet, bowel movement is documented and sent to anyone and everyone.

Ms CanIjustsay - The flame war has ended. All parties have retired to their respective corners while the moderators pick through the smouldering rubble having finally regained control. Members sit around in a daze and catch their breath. After a few days of calm a message appears..... "I know the moderators said this thread was closed, but can I just say one more thing..." aaargh!