How about "Pensioners Big Brother", where a bunch of silver-agers talk about their problems, the difficulty of finding reliable linnament and whose turn it is to get the cocoa in. The public bet heavily on whether the inhabitants can even remember what sex is, let alone have any. Tasks involve remembering to put the cat out, or feeding themselves on the standard State pension. Towards the end, a fashion parade will be held, where they get to sport the latest in tartan footwear and comfortable housecoats. ...
Well(after Celebrity Love Island) how about Transgendered Shag Caravan? 1 mobile home in Rhyll, 5 Tgirls, 5 Admirers, not quite enough makeup and wig confiscation for failed tasks. Grayson Perry and Paul O'Grady can compere, Dr Raj Persaud (cos he always does) and Dr Rustle Reed can analyse the events...any contestant who says 'hun' (or 'hon' for that matter) is instantly fed to the seagulls...
7 Comments:
At October 26, 2005 11:44 AM,
Emily Söderberg said…
Don't give them any ideas! Mind you, the way things are going on Saturday nights on BBC1, this would be an improvement!
At October 26, 2005 11:59 AM,
Wyndham said…
Just you wait, it'll happen.
At October 26, 2005 3:09 PM,
Joanna said…
Hardcore Morris Dancing courtesy of rathergood.com.
At October 26, 2005 4:36 PM,
steph_angel said…
LOL
I'd like to see the current crop of celebrities attempting 'Strictly Break-dancing'
At October 27, 2005 1:15 AM,
Gemma said…
How about "Pensioners Big Brother", where a bunch of silver-agers talk about their problems, the difficulty of finding reliable linnament and whose turn it is to get the cocoa in. The public bet heavily on whether the inhabitants can even remember what sex is, let alone have any. Tasks involve remembering to put the cat out, or feeding themselves on the standard State pension. Towards the end, a fashion parade will be held, where they get to sport the latest in tartan footwear and comfortable housecoats.
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At October 29, 2005 11:24 PM,
Stacey said…
Well(after Celebrity Love Island) how about Transgendered Shag Caravan? 1 mobile home in Rhyll, 5 Tgirls, 5 Admirers, not quite enough makeup and wig confiscation for failed tasks. Grayson Perry and Paul O'Grady can compere, Dr Raj Persaud (cos he always does) and Dr Rustle Reed can analyse the events...any contestant who says 'hun' (or 'hon' for that matter) is instantly fed to the seagulls...
At October 30, 2005 12:58 AM,
Joanna said…
any contestant who says 'hun' (or 'hon' for that matter) is instantly fed to the seagulls...
along with anyone who actually types the word *giggle* at the end of a sentence..... Up against the wall I tell ya!
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