Belly Advertising

I read in the news today about painting adverts on peoples stomachs as the new way of getting your message across. From what I can gather, fit young women are being paid £30 to have a slogan or logo painted on their stomach, and then parade around town in a crop top for a few hours.

Now painting these on slim young models is one thing. But maybe they are missing a trick or two. The larger the belly, the more advertising space you can sell. Maybe we can sell space by the square inch.

And of course, we are missing the obvious sponsorship deals... "This belly is sponsored by KFC. Less a six pack.. more of a Bargain Bucket"... etc