Tranny Commandments
I have a feeling I may have written something like this before, but what the hell. In the light of the Vatican releasing some Driving Commandments (which, having been to Rome are badly needed) there have been several Alternative Commandments sent in to the radio this morning.
So if Moses had come down in a nice gingham dress, here are the 10 Tranny Commandments he might have brought down with him:
1. Thou shalt not visit Transformation.
2. Thou shalt not post pictures of your willy (or worse) onto Flickr.
3. Thou shalt not covet your co-workers summer dresses.
4. Thou shalt not start a Tranny Rock Tunes thread.
5. Thou shalt not overanalyse yourself.
6. Thou shalt not flounce.
7. Thou shalt not attempt to define a tranny hierarchy.
8. Thou shalt not wear PVC if thou art above 12 stone.
9. Thou shalt not ever buy one of these nasty things.
10. Thou shalt not type *giggle* after every sentence.
posted by Joanna @ 6/20/2007 11:42:00 AM
6 Comments:
At June 20, 2007 2:00 PM,
Kris J said…
11. Thou shalt. :-)
At June 20, 2007 5:01 PM,
Pandora Caitiff said…
Is it me, or does that "nasty thing" look vaguely Cthuloid?
Pish and piffle to number 8! There's nothing wrong with wearing PVC outfits that *FIT PROPERLY*.
I have a lovely size 20 PVC dress that looked fine on the dancefloor at Wendyhouse.
At June 20, 2007 5:50 PM,
Connie Cox said…
12. Thou shalt not ask what the difference between cd, tv and ts are.
At June 20, 2007 10:38 PM,
Joanna said…
12. Thou shalt not ask what the difference between cd, tv and ts are.
that's covered by #7 ;)
At June 21, 2007 4:34 AM,
Kate Weston said…
Unrepentedly guilty of 3, 5 and 6.
but I think these should say
3. Thou shalt not steal your co-workers summer dresses.
5. Thou shalt not overanalyse yourself ... on the internet.
6. Thou maist flounce but mincing is an a no-no ... verily.
At June 21, 2007 4:02 PM,
rachel said…
Very good! (*hehe*) ;)
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