Play Your Trannies Right

One of the reasons I really hate the Tranny Labels debate is that it very quickly descends into a Tranny Hierarchy discussion. That one group of trannies is in some way better or more real than another group.

Now once that happens, there's no end of trouble.......

*cue subtle fade out*

Brucie: Welcome back to Play your Trannies Right....

**inane chatter with contestants**

Brucie: OK, let's play. Here they are they're quite appealing.. OK Dollies do your dealing....

**cards are placed on the board by two rather burly looking dolly dealers**

Brucie: Let's start with your first card......

*card turns over to reveal two pairs of hairy legs and some satin panties*

Brucie: Oooh, Hairy Panty Wearer. Now that's quite a low card... Higher or Lower.

Audience: Higher Higher

Contestant: *mutters* erm Higher Brucie.

Brucie: Higher than a Hairy Panty Wearer you say?

*turns card over - reveals odd looking person in latex mask*

Brucie: and... Scary Mask Wearer! Well done.

*audience cheers*

Brucie: Higher or lower?

Audience: Higher Higher

Contestant: erm... we think... Higher

Brucie: Higher than a scary mask wearer you say?....

*turns card over... reveals normal looking TS girl**

Brucie: and that's a Stealth TS.. now that's quite a high card. Higher or Lower?

Contestant: erm.. Lower Brucie.

Brucie: OK.... Lower than a Stealth TS you say.......

*turns card over... reveals pair of large silicone breast forms**

Audience: Ahhhh....

Brucie: Oh, terribly sorry. You get nothing for a pair

Audience: Not in this game.....