Alas! Satan er I mean Santa failed to bring me any of the things I asked him for this year. Could that be, however, because my list of desired presents consisted of the following: 1) a set of ceremonial disemboweling knives 2) a housebrick-sized lump of heroin 3) a set of Sterling silver Victorian-era coke spoons 4) citizenship of Mauritania, Sudan or any other part of the globe where it's still legal to own slaves 5) a life-sized autographed poster of Slobodan Milosevic, Saddam Hussein, Saparmurat Niyazov or any of various other now-deceased dictators 6) my very own Alzarian Marshchild (obscure classic series Doctor Who reference there)?
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At December 25, 2007 12:18 PM,
Zosimus the Heathen said…
Alas! Satan er I mean Santa failed to bring me any of the things I asked him for this year. Could that be, however, because my list of desired presents consisted of the following:
1) a set of ceremonial disemboweling knives
2) a housebrick-sized lump of heroin
3) a set of Sterling silver Victorian-era coke spoons
4) citizenship of Mauritania, Sudan or any other part of the globe where it's still legal to own slaves
5) a life-sized autographed poster of Slobodan Milosevic, Saddam Hussein, Saparmurat Niyazov or any of various other now-deceased dictators
6) my very own Alzarian Marshchild (obscure classic series Doctor Who reference there)?
Oh well, better luck next year, I guess.
At December 25, 2007 12:42 PM,
Zosimus the Heathen said…
Still, on a happier note, the Christmas fairy got to unfurl his (her?) wings again at work today!
At December 28, 2007 8:41 PM,
Lynn Jones said…
Merry Xmas Jo!
(aside: what do you mean 'belated'? :) )
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