Chuckle time
Is this the scariest email ever to arrive in your inbox....?
Sounds good eh? Quality entertainment....
My sister received the same email. Her first reaction was that it was a warning from the local police, and I am inclined to agree. Parents, be on the look out for two men wandering the Seafront shouting "to me, to you"
I fucking hate the Chuckle Brothers.
Filed under ''sad old men who should know better''
The Chuckle Brothers Come to Southend
Dear XXXXXXX
INDIANA CHUCKLES and the Kingdom of the Mythical Sulk at the Cliffs Pavilion,
Southend Sunday 8th June at 2.30pm & 5.30pm
In a land that time forgot, the treasures and mysteries of an old and
forgotten tribe lay in hiding for only the brave (and the mistaken ) to
find!
One day Paul and Barry see a job advertisement in the paper. But they can't
read the print very well as someone has spilt tomato ketchup on the article.
They think it reads ''Reward for anyone brave enough to travel', The rest of the
article is smudged and can't be seen.
'We can do that' shouts Paul.
'Oh dear oh dear, something isn't right''replies Barry!
And so our hapless heroes set off on an adventure of mistakes, pitfalls
and danger!
Sounds good eh? Quality entertainment....
My sister received the same email. Her first reaction was that it was a warning from the local police, and I am inclined to agree. Parents, be on the look out for two men wandering the Seafront shouting "to me, to you"
I fucking hate the Chuckle Brothers.
Filed under ''sad old men who should know better''






15 Comments:
At June 06, 2008 5:02 PM,
Zosimus the Heathen said…
Ooh, what a cynical, hard-hearted bastard you come across as! How can anyone say they "fucking hate" a pair of entertainers with such a jolly-sounding name as the Chuckle Brothers?! How that name alone doth fill my heart with merriment and gladness; I'm sure they're really ever so delightful! (Of course, coming from the other side of the world as I do, I have no fucking idea who the Chuckle Brothers are, and am prepared to consider the possibility that, should I see them myself someday, I might well end up hating them even more than you (though judging from the tone of your post, I'd consider the last thing unlikely)!)
At June 06, 2008 5:10 PM,
Joanna said…
Heh heh
Sorry Zosimus.. I should have remembered a link for those of you lucky enough to have never seen them :)
Try this
At June 06, 2008 5:15 PM,
Zosimus the Heathen said…
Um, do I really want to check this out? I'm feeling a bit scared now...
At June 06, 2008 11:23 PM,
sophie h said…
sees said chuckle bros on seafront. pulls pin lobs in granade and stands back...
to me, to you, to me, to... BANG.
Problem solved.
Bad Sophie. :o^
At June 07, 2008 4:49 AM,
Zosimus the Heathen said…
Well, I clicked on the link and um... I think I can see why those guys irritate you so much now, what with their inane routines and endless bad punning. "...for those of you lucky enough to have never seen them," wrote you. Shit, I no longer fall into that privileged category now. It makes me feel like someone who lost their virginity to someone who they realize afterwards they really shouldn't have: sort of dirty. I want my innocence back! Damn you for taking it away from me; damn you to the seven hells! Now let us never speak of any of this again!
At June 07, 2008 2:58 PM,
Penny M said…
How can you not like the Chuckle Brothers? They're fandabidozy!
At June 07, 2008 8:58 PM,
sophie h said…
I think this must be one of those Marmite moments Penny.
At June 08, 2008 9:08 AM,
Joanna said…
Sorry Zos for having to expose you to that ;)
At June 08, 2008 1:25 PM,
Zosimus the Heathen said…
It's all right. I should be over the trauma in a decade or two.
At June 12, 2008 8:41 PM,
Chrissy J. said…
... I fucking hate the Chuckle Brothers.
Don't mince your words, dear...
At June 14, 2008 2:56 AM,
LucyTolliday said…
Kinda agree. Are they still going? They looked old the last time I saw chucklevision in the 90's. (I much preferred their earlier work as the chuckle hounds:).
At June 14, 2008 9:10 PM,
Lynn Jones said…
My little boy finds them most amusing and perhaps 60 years ago, the Brothers Chuckle could have enjoyed much in the way of slapstick movie stardom :)
That said, I'm not sure I'd like to sit through a whole performance.
At June 17, 2008 1:35 PM,
Lucinda said…
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, or whatever it is you think you remember?"
One cannot be nostalgic if you keep having craft moments!
At June 22, 2008 10:52 AM,
Joanna said…
Even worse news.. the buggers are back here for Panto season...
At June 22, 2008 10:58 PM,
Lynn Jones said…
back here for Panto season
*knock* *knock* Sarah Connor? :D
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